Newman's Own Lite Italian Dressing
The Great Salad Dressing Balloon Race. An armada of balloons loaded with Light Italian. The starters gun - Bazoombah! They all rise majestically into the air. Newman''s Own Balloon, with fewer calories, more taste, and secretly propelled by charity, flies faster than Kraft® and further than Wishbone®. First across. First on the ground. El Piloto quaffs mucho quaffs of Newman''s Own Light Italian in victory. A medium light Italian starlet daughter of Butch Cassidini, named Bitch Cassidini, leaps into the balloon basket, kisses Piloto, her lips smeared with Newman''s Own Low Fat, she murmurs, "You taste of Sicily, of Vesuvius, of Naples, baby", and patting his fanny she whispers, "and no fat.
- Lighten UP!
- 50% Less Fat and 40% Fewer Calories than Regular Italian Dressing
- All Natural